Edible Gummy Trumps

Is Trumpism leaving a bad taste in your mouth? Take your daily news with Gummy Trumps, soft, gummy treats that will leave you with a happy feeling in your mouth! How are you liking Trump grabbing you by the Medicaid? Let Gummy Trumps take your post election angst and turn it into tasty nonchalance with a suck and a chew!

$15

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How The Gummy Sausage Is Made

Priced at a YUGE discount of only $15.00 per box, Gummy Trumps are made by skilled American confectioners who are just as unhappy with life right now as you are! Hand delivered by proud American postal workers, these goodies will even make Sean Spicer smile!

So remember! For only $15.00 USD, you can grab Trumpys by the Gummies today, and put a smile on your face again!

Flavor of Trump

Watermelon Wall

Watermelon Wall

Make America Grape Again

Make America Grape Again

Trump Orange

Trump Orange

Blow My Berries

Blow My Berries

Thank You Russia!

Thank You Russia!

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Buy it with confidence. Trump Gummies are the best thing that’s ever happened to the candy industry. If you don’t like it, simply throw it away.

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